June 3rd, 2010
LIRR Diary Entry: Standing next to a midget on the train. Nothing more to say, best entry thus far.
May 3rd, 2010
LIRR Diaries: What I am about to tell you is TRUE! A group of 20 yo's we're yelling after a happy hour last week to some guy about how he's a "loser" and a "douche" etc. Then he calls some girl "a fat pig" which had me laughing, she says "where's my fat?" and does a pole dance on the train, AWESOME! Then some really ha...mmered guy starts in about he's been in jail and he's not afraid of the guy and spits on him. Weird!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhsKz3jPDUQ&NR=1
(not my video but paints a picture)
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
A few months ago
LIRR Diaries: 55 minutes to leave Penn Station tonight because of a broken track. That was pretty awesome. We were back and forth in the tunnel so much I think the station came!
LEBRON!!!!
Earlier...
LIRR Diary Entry: I can't shake the chatter about LeBron James and "the decision" tonight. Everyone is talking about it on the train. My gut says Miami. This guy next to me hopes the LA Clips. Going to Miami results in the biggest boos since Ewing was traded for Glenn Rice and a gift card to Chevys. Miami will be the D...arth Vader of sports. Woman next to me is chugging a beer in a paper bag. No wedding ring? Shocking!
I can't believe he went to Miami. I don't disapprove of him leaving Cleveland. For all we know, he's always hated Ohio and they drafted him and he was stuck there. But Miami? You just told the world you needed help to get over the hump. That's straight up bad PR.
LIRR Diary Entry: I can't shake the chatter about LeBron James and "the decision" tonight. Everyone is talking about it on the train. My gut says Miami. This guy next to me hopes the LA Clips. Going to Miami results in the biggest boos since Ewing was traded for Glenn Rice and a gift card to Chevys. Miami will be the D...arth Vader of sports. Woman next to me is chugging a beer in a paper bag. No wedding ring? Shocking!
I can't believe he went to Miami. I don't disapprove of him leaving Cleveland. For all we know, he's always hated Ohio and they drafted him and he was stuck there. But Miami? You just told the world you needed help to get over the hump. That's straight up bad PR.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Back on the Train
Nick Checking in!
So I have not ridden the train in sometime because of summer break. But I’m now teaching summer school. So it’s time to ride again. I was two stops from getting off today and then it happened. A 300 pound female bum walked on the train and I thought she wanted to sit next to me. I was so incorrect she wanted to sell me a use bic pen. I told her so kindly no thanking and she walked away. That is when her smell hit. It was like taking a hit from Ray Lewis or Ronny Lott. She smelled so bad that she cleared out at least six rows. Her smell was so bad it felt like I could taste it the same way you feel after painting a room in your house.
So I’m now sitting in my classroom in downtown LA thinking “I should have driven”
So I have not ridden the train in sometime because of summer break. But I’m now teaching summer school. So it’s time to ride again. I was two stops from getting off today and then it happened. A 300 pound female bum walked on the train and I thought she wanted to sit next to me. I was so incorrect she wanted to sell me a use bic pen. I told her so kindly no thanking and she walked away. That is when her smell hit. It was like taking a hit from Ray Lewis or Ronny Lott. She smelled so bad that she cleared out at least six rows. Her smell was so bad it felt like I could taste it the same way you feel after painting a room in your house.
So I’m now sitting in my classroom in downtown LA thinking “I should have driven”
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