Back on the Train

Nick Checking in!

So I have not ridden the train in sometime because of summer break. But I’m now teaching summer school. So it’s time to ride again. I was two stops from getting off today and then it happened. A 300 pound female bum walked on the train and I thought she wanted to sit next to me. I was so incorrect she wanted to sell me a use bic pen. I told her so kindly no thanking and she walked away. That is when her smell hit. It was like taking a hit from Ray Lewis or Ronny Lott. She smelled so bad that she cleared out at least six rows. Her smell was so bad it felt like I could taste it the same way you feel after painting a room in your house.

So I’m now sitting in my classroom in downtown LA thinking “I should have driven”