It's getting hot in here...

LIRR Diary Entry: I'm packed like a sardine on the train right now. Not to mention I have a lot of cargo and I'm standing. No seats available. That's expected. $250 a month to collapse in the arms of a stranger. Sounds like DisneyWorld. A russian guy just got on the train who is yelling at everyone. This might restart ...the Cold War. He might be a gymnast from 1968 because he's about 4ft 9in tall and barrell chested.